Since p much all of u all suk c0ck I decided that I'll just make these nom'z, half of y'all r retards anyway.

Unlimited- solid admin and gk. was impressed by him, but he is an sphb player so it's not that hard to look good in this league.

Mr. Chuckles- 30+ points in like 5 games. What good ?
agil- Bosnian legend. What good ?

Luke- 14 y/0 boy of Jesus pooning all u EHL clowns... What g0d?

Pudd1ng- the best female haxer to eva do it yo. This bae has like 40 points, 30 of which are assists to me(wut good?). She is easily one of top passers in dis league. Guess that don't mean much since like maybe 12 of u can even kick da ball but w.e mayneeee

Eggs- this is undr and he easily is the only reason MVPs team was any good lmfao. He was MVP of a guy named MVPs team... Might actually be the only quality player on that team too. Bored is okkkkk lol

Spurs are out of playoffs for sure.
Arsenal should be out as well due to forfeits.

Might as well make it:
4th seed vs 1st Seed - 8 PM EST
3rd seed vs 2nd Seed - 8:40 PM EST
Winner 1 vs Winner 2 - 9:15 PM EST
Loser 1 vs Loser 2 - 9:15 PM EST

PS - Are we doing series or single elimination?

why is everything on the same day? read the rulebook......plus schedules on the wixsite.

1. Arsenal
2. Man U
3. Man City
4. Everton
-----------------Play Offs--------------------------
5. Spurs
6. Chelsea

lets see what happened to each time

1.Arsenal : players stopped showing and a **** load of forfits now they don't have a spot
2.Man U  : Agli and Daego left which shaked them up but they still got a play off spot
3.Man City : They got a op team but at the end of the season its getting ****
4.Everton : Signed Great players and a great constant season from them
5.Spurs :  when retroz left they got left with a 12 year old as an manager (Riyad) who always threatened to quit and had tantroms
6.Chelsea : the squad got op af first Luke then Lamar then i stole compass from riyad and riyad started crying lol btw might i mention Glegs and Keys have been here since day 1 <3

Unlimited has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
we were bad, now now we're good
we're gonna play in your league
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning member of EHL
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

I'm Heung and i'll refrain
from touching my neighbours kid's again
What i did was not to kind
but i'm a cuck you'll come to find
I've got real good ego
y'all should come over for a BBQ
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind im a sex offender

EderTheGod is my name
my beating pixel in a 1v1 is what bought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to be s h i t  at haxball, and i love to warm the bench
I zip and zoom through the bench
just strap on my boots and watch me go
But i can't haxi until december
so then im just a sex offender

I'm Kendrick, dropping rhymes
I've been arrested 7 times
I know that sounds like alot
but 3 of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad, i got caught
i might do it again, probably
im not here to make pretences
im here 'cos of my sex offences

I'm Riyad Mahrez, number 26
apologising for what i've done
case you're wondering what that was
i snuck into a bath room and put a bunch of truffles into my anus
then i made LG eats those truffles
im here to do the sex offender shuffle

*Sax solo*

Hey everybody i'm Messi_Beast
proving that black people can do it too
and by it i mean touch your cousin
was it worth it? no it wasn't
you wont find me on the bench
'cos i'm the deputy commish
Im not here to go on a bender
I'm here because im a sex offender

Last name Jr, first name Glop
i'm moving in somewhere on your block
not in a house, but in a van
if you need me to score ill do it
the last thing i want is any trouble
i've learnt my lesson from the sex offender shuffle

I'm the one they call mr.chuckles
they said i didn't have to say my main account
my game ended with 17 goals
if i don't score i'm fake
I'm not the necrophiliac mr.chuckles,
thats a different mr.chuckles
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because i'm possibly a sex offender

Okay real quick i don't like these people, okay this is an extortion plot by my unlimited who's the only witness and hes's trying to taban me from the league and take away my kids and if *shotgun cocking by unlimited*
I'm not here to play haxball,
I'm here to do the sex offender shuffle



Unlimited has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
we were bad, now now we're good
we're gonna play in your league
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning member of EHL
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

no one knows

No worries, Unlimited will post something about playoffs tonight or tomorrow morning.